Apparently those females that represent the radical left-wing group of troublemakers known as "Code-Pink" have issues speaking with the God-given orifice that was actually intended to project sound. Instead, they've asked members to speak with their vaginas. 

That's right. While Republican women are gathered at the RNC to discuss serious issues facing Americans--you know, little things like the economy, serious threats to our healthcare and to Medicare, education, and other equally important issues--radical feminists are gathering in Tampa dressed in their spiffy vagina costumes, carrying stuffed vaginas, and asking those who cannot come to send artistic impressions of women's genitalia. While screeching about gender inequality, they advertise "take your Vagina to the RNC," complete with a catchy little tune that declares "show these guys that power isn't in the way you pee."

What can I say? It's an utter embarrassment to womankind. Guys who have the misfortune of having to see this, we are truly sorry. 

And if you plan to actually join Code Pink in taking your vagina to the RNC and have a tough time finding a spot to rest your pretty little head, know that you are officially invited to stay in "Romneyville," the Occupy headquarters in Tampa. Just so you know, however, port-a-potties and tents may be in short supply. Or, at least they were when this plea was issued. 

I'm quite sure that seeing these lovely ladies will immediately motivate Republican men and women to scurry back to Washington to write legislation that gives these vaginas--er, women--the handouts they seek. After all, women are good for little else, right? Kinda seems like the message they're portraying. 

Meanwhile, in realville, the most powerful woman on the Hill--Republican Congresswoman Cathy McMorris Rodgers--has been selected to serve as the host for this years Republican National Convention, while an unprecedented number of Republican women will take to the stage for this week's events. Darn that Republican party and its War on Women! All they think about is a woman's vagina! Oh...wait...